Detective David Perfect Is an Under-appreciated Police Officer, Just Trying To Please Everyone. One Day Detective Perfect Gets Thrown From A Roof By A Candy Cartel Gang Member, After Landing On His Head And Surviving The Blow Splits His Personality , The New Persona Calls Himself “The Dick” And Quickly Through Shady Means Receives A Powerful Machine That Creates A Suit Built From His Bio-metrics That Is Impact Powered. His Nosey Workmates Also Aquire Suits Via The Same Means, Creating Sarcastigirl, Huggernaught, Stoned Geezer, And Boykauki. They Must Battle The Candy Cartel Controlled By The Body Of Evil. Lead By The Brain. Join The Dick Today!